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[blindedmewith]

These sheep are do not make scientific sense at all.

...would someone mind capturing one for me and bringing it back to Wellspring? We could sedate it if we need to so it won't break anything, right, Dr. Simon?

I could pay one of the Adventurers, maybe? Please! I promise I won't hurt it, I just want to run some experiments on its wool!

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Forget the Adventurers. Myself, I shall walk into whatever place you are at, and bring my entire accursed herd of sheep. Then you, whomever you are, can do anything and everything you please with them. Please. Take them all.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

That's so sweet of you! I don't think there's room for a whole herd, though. Just one will do.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

If you will only take one, then the pink one, he is yours. He is the loudest of them all.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

That would be great! I wonder why that is? Maybe volume is related to color...would you mind telling me which colors are the loudest and quietest?

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Pink is the most annoying. The yellow and the green, they are close to that. The rainbow, it will not stop bouncing, but it is quiet. The black, it is mildly annoying, but not as bad as the purple, which I strongly suspect is tone-deaf and attempting to sing, it baaahs so often.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

It sounds like the worst ones are non-primary colors, although there's the yellow...I'll have to gather more data.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Since when has anything here made scientific sense?

And no experimenting on Fluffy, you got that? That's the one with the purple collar on her neck. That's my rainbow sheep!

[weaver-girl.livejournal.com]

I don't think you need to bring any of them to Wellspring. They follow the night shift all by themselves.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

If I were to capture one, and you were to put it to sleep to do whatever you please with it, will I be able to shear it?

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, I'd like to help!

[crimsonmischief]

How come I haven't met Fluffy yet?

_{[He's hurt.]}

I thought we were better friends than that!

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Use them all for as much data as you would like, my dear girl.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ah maybe because she just appeared yesterday?

What do rainbow sheep have to do with friendship?!

[desertshadows.livejournal.com]

If you need more, I'm sure I can bring some in.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much!

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Some things do! A lot of things! We just down know how they work yet!

Oh...you made one your pet?

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Really? Just at night? That's a very specific pattern.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

I suppose so. I have to get the wool somehow.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you! I really want to investigate, but I'm not very good with livestock.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Great! Thank you so much!

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Very good. Do you want it dead or alive?

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

It seems you have a lot of offers already; hopefully sedation will not be necessary.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Maybe not. I'm not sure if it normally would be; I don't know much about farm animals.

[blindedmewith.livejournal.com]

Why would I want it dead?!

[crimsonmischief]

Pets, Genius-san, pets. Not rainbow sheep. I met Tribble early on in our relationship, did I not?