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[blindedmewith]

Since it isn't possible to come to any definite conclusions without a testing process, I sampled the pancakes offered by the...dancing banana thing...and I can assure everyone that they are very real and not some kind of trick or illusion. Given the current circumstances, a song and dance is really a small price to pay. It's like dinner with a show! And you can keep eating pancakes if you keep watching him. They're actually very good.

Though, um. Try not to have too much. I think I might barf now.